Zucchini Fritters

Almost Chanukah time! And these dudes are a fun alternative to the wheat and potato tradition. Making latkes is a labor of love; it is time consuming and requires full attention. And I look forward to it every year. Such a special way to celebrate with those you love. Serve with whatever your condiment heart desires: greek yogurt, sour cream, apple sauce, shredded pears and cranberries...delicious!

Makes about 10 patties.

INGREDIENTS
zucchini (2 lbs / 6 medium sized) thinly grated; I use my standard grater, the side with the smallest holes
scallions (4) finely chopped
eggs (2) or 4 egg whites if you want
brown rice or garbanzo flour (1 cup) I prefer garbanzo, it's fluffier
salt (1 t)
fresh ground black pepper
grapeseed or peanut oil (a lot) this is some fry action; you can use any oil that has a high smoking point so it doesn't burn in the pan

DIRECTIONS

1. Strain the water from the grated zucchini. I let it drain in a mesh colander for 30ish minutes than throw it in a salad spinner to extract the last bit of moisture.
2. Warm up your oven just enough to keep the fritters warm and line a large plate or cooking sheet with paper towels for the fritters hot off the pan.
3. Sprinkle zucchini with salt and mix by hand.
4. In a separate large bowl, whisk eggs then mix in flour, scallions, and some generous grinds of pepper (or to taste). Add zucchini and combine well be hand.
5. Heat oil in a large skillet over medium heat; you don't need that much, just enough so it doesn't burn off during cooking, about 1/4 inch high. When the oil begins to shimmer, drop in little mounds of batter (2 tablespoons each) and flatten into pancakes. Flip the fritter when they easily slip from the pan; if there is any stick to the pan, they're not ready (my mom taught me this tip). Turn them over, careful not to burn yourself with oil splatter. Transfer fritters to the paper towels. 
6. Repeat with remaining batter and necessary oil. Serve immediately.

That's it! Enjoy the holiday inside and out with this oil rendition. xo, J.

ALTERNATIVE ADDITIONAL INGREDIENTS
mixed fresh herbs, such as fennel, dill, mint, parsley (1/2 cup) chopped

ground cumin (1 tablespoon)

crumbled feta (1 cup)

Smokey Kale Bean Tomato Soup

We recently bought liquid smoke and it is by far one of the most universal and fun flavorings in our cabinet. I thought we would overdose on it, but it takes on different qualities when combined with different dishes. 

Serves 2

INGREDIENTS

olive oil (2 tablespoons)
yellow onion (1) diced
garlic cloves (6) roughly minced 
broth (1 box / 32 ounces)

kale (1 bunch / 4 cups) stems removed, chopped
diced tomatoes (1 large can / 14.5 ounces) San Marzano is my favorite brand
kidney beans (1 can / 14.5 ounces)

carrots (3) chopped

liquid smoke (to taste) be really careful, use in tiny increments 

paprika (to taste)

white pepper (to taste)

white gouda (to taste) thinly sliced; optional for no-dairy tummies, but it does add tremendous flavor

DIRECTIONS

1. In a large pot, saute onions with oil until golden. Throw in garlic, paprika, carrots and cook a bit.
2. Add broth and tomatoes, bring to a boil and then reduce to a simmer.
3. Bring to lowest heat (to maintain firmness and flavor of the leaves) and mix in kale and kidney beans.
4. Season to taste with liquid smoke, white pepper, and paprika.
5. Serve with a slice of white gouda; it enhances all the flavors of the soup and gives it a meaty quality.

Lemon Pecorino Kale Salad

This is the dish people have actually called me up about to get the recipe (maybe because it feels so good on the belly). And it's absurdly easy. 

INGREDIENTS

curly kale (1 bunch)

olive oil (1 tablespoon)

lemon juice (1-2 tablespoons*) fresh

pecorino cheese (1/3 cup) thinly grated, but not too fine otherwise it will dissolve in the dressing

flax seeds (to taste, optional)

salt (to taste)

DIRECTIONS

1. Beat the olive oil and lemon juice together so it makes a dressing. 
2. Remove all the stems from the kale (they are bitter), stack the leaves, and slice onto 1/4" strips (this is key for texture and getting it well dressed).
3. Mix the kale, dressing, grated pecorino, and flax seeds all together with your hands. Salt to taste.

*I use more lemon than oil for my palette.  If it's too lemony for you, use more oil.

Chinese Eggplant

You can omit the honey and use a soy sauce substitute to avoid any wheat or sugar if so desired.  If you don't care about such omissions and want the sauce even thicker, you can also throw in a tiny bit of cornstarch/water mix to thicken up the sauce. I serve this over some kind of brown rice.


Serves 2


INGREDIENTS 
chinese or japanese eggplants (4-5 mediums) cut into 1" slices
rice wine/vinegar (1 tablespoon)
garlic (6-8 cloves) roughly minced
fresh ginger (2 tablespoons) minced
chili sauce (2 tablespoons) 
soy sauce or substitute (4 tablespoons)
honey (dash) or preferred sweetener  
broth (2/3 cup)
scallions (3) minced
sesame oil (1 tablespoon)


DIRECTIONS

1. If you are using a rounder eggplant, cut it into 2″ cubes. You can cut long, skinny Japanese and Chinese eggplants into 1″ thick rounds.
2. Steam until tender, approximately 10 minutes, but not too soft – a knife should easily pierce it but not mush it in the process.  
3. Combine the broth, honey, soy sauce, chili sauce in a bowl.  Mix thoroughly.
4. Fry up the garlic and ginger in the sesame oil, throw the broth mix in, and bring to a rolling boil. Reduce to a simmer and cook for 5 minutes, uncovered, letting it thicken.
5. Add the eggplant and vinegar and stir gently from the bottom to coat with the sauce.
6. Slide onto a serving plate and garnish with scallion.

Shabbat Dinner: Veggie Soup in Beef Broth & Roast Chicken with Potatoes

Hello All, after much of Jackie's badgering, I'm finally contributing to recipe underground for the first time!


VEGGIE SOUP IN BEEF BROTH
beef shank & neck bones
spinach
broccoli
peas
carrots
corn
onion 
garlic
turmeric 
salt & pepper


Boil some water, drop in some beef shank and beef neck bones (I know - who really buys that, right? But I did and it makes the soup really tasty). Then add whichever veggies you want. I usually do some frozen spinach, broccoli, peas, carrots, corn, an onion, and some garlic. Spices are usually turmeric and salt and pepper from what I can remember. Result was a very clean tasty soup with robust flavor that was surprisingly low in fat and green and healthy.

ROAST CHICKEN WITH POTATOES & CARROTS
One of Jackie's faves, and mine too, not gonna lie.


whole chicken
salt
vinegar
brown sugar
olive oil
cracked pepper
mustard
soy sauce
duck sauce
lemon juice
thyme
rosemary
Lawry's Salt
potatoes
carrots


If you've got the time, take your beautiful whole chicken, make sure there is no junk in the middle (i.e. bag of intestines in the cavity), rinse her good, put her in a freezer ziplock with warm water, lots and lots of salt, vinegar, and brown sugar, and let her hang out in that brine for a night. If you have no time, skip that part, put her in a pyrex with some water, salt, olive oil, cracked pepper and whole peppercorns. Then I usually improv the rest based on what's in my fridge, but this is usually the concoction: mustard, soy sauce, duck sauce (Jewish style sweet asian sauce - mostly a watered down apricot marinade type of thing), vinegar, lemon juice, thyme, rosemary (don't overdo it), and whatever else tickles your fancy.  My go to seasoning is  Lawry's salt.  Fricking delicious. Then you cut up your potatoes and carrots, throw them in there, try to get them steeped in the liquid. Cover it up with aluminum and put it at 350 or so for a few hours, checking on it. Usually right before serving, I'll drain the extra liquid, leaving half an inch in there, flip the bird so both sides get a little color and put it on broil. Check back a few minutes later, take out the chicken and then try to crisp the potatoes so they are part mushy flavorful bits of heaven and part crispy cooked pieces of crack.


Let me know if you try cooking these.
x
Karine

Rustic Roasted Chicken (Ode to Irma)

I grew up with about 4 different types of entrees as a kid, and roasted chicken was always my favorite. Irma - one of the women who raised me and Jess - made it with raisins and onions, and served it with tons of jus over white rice. This was typically our fanciest meal and reserved for Friday night Shabbat dinners. When I told Justin about the significance of the roasted chicken, how it recalls Irma, Shabbat, and my ultimate childhood comfort and warmth, he found and cooked up this Jamie Oliver recipe. Not only is it the best roasted chicken we have ever made or had, but its rustic style reflects the culture of our kitchen.  


I hope it fills you with all kinds of goodness. - J & J

kosher organic chicken this guarantees a brined and well-raised bird

onions (2-4) amount depending on how much you love onion

carrots (2)

celery Stalks (2)

garlic (1 bulb)

olive Oil

sea salt & freshly ground pepper

lemon (1)

fresh thyme, rosemary, sage small bunches and whatever combination / ratio you want

*Recommended: serving with any kind of wild rice mix cooked with broth (I love the Trader Joe's Brown Rice Medley). The Rice Plus Anything Stew is also great for leftovers.

To prepare your chicken

• Take your chicken out of the fridge 30 minutes before it goes into the oven 
• Preheat your oven to 475°F
• There’s no need to peel the vegetables – just give them a wash and roughly chop them 
• Break the garlic bulb into cloves, leaving them unpeeled 
• Pile all the veg and garlic into the middle of a large roasting tray and drizzle with olive oil 
• Drizzle the chicken with olive oil and season well with salt and pepper, rubbing it all over the bird 
• Carefully prick the lemon all over, using the tip of a sharp knife 
• Put the lemon inside the chicken’s cavity, with the bunch of herbs 

To cook your chicken
• Place the chicken breast down on top of the vegetables in the roasting tray and put it into the preheated oven 
• Turn the heat down immediately to 400°F and cook the chicken for 1 hour and 20 minutes 
• Baste the chicken halfway through cooking, turn the bird over breast up, and if the veg look dry, add a splash of broth or water to the tray to stop them burning 
• When cooked, take the tray out of the oven and let bird rest for 15 minutes or so 
• Cover it with a layer of tinfoil and a tea towel and put aside.

To carve your chicken
• Remove any string from the chicken and take off the wings 
• Carefully cut down between the leg and the breast 
• Cut through the joint and pull the leg off 
• Repeat on the other side, then cut each leg between the thigh and the drumstick so you end up with four portions of dark meat 
• Place these on a serving platter 
• You should now have a clear space to carve the rest of your chicken 
• Angle the knife along the breastbone and carve one side off, then the other 
• When you get down to the fussy bits, just use your fingers to pull all the meat off, and turn the chicken over to get all the tasty, juicy bits from underneath 
• You should be left with a stripped carcass, and a platter full of lovely meat that you can serve with gorgeous roast veg over rice

Disgustingly Easy Dijon Salmon

I AM FUCKING DELICIOUS.

Hi! Greg here, long time eater, first time food blogger. I whipped this up the other night and got high marks from my famished guests - perhaps you will too.


salmon fillets
dijon mustard
lemon
extra virgin olive oil
fresh parsley
salt & pepper
that's it, seriously dude.


In a small bowl, mix a couple nice dollops of dijon with fresh-squeezed lemon juice, and a teaspoon of olive oil. Salt & pepper to taste.


Pre-heat oven to 400 degrees. On an oiled/buttered pyrite pan or cookie sheet, place your salmon fillets skin side up. Bake approximately five minutes, then, using a spatula, turn the fillets over, and add your dijon sauce on top - as little or as much as you'd like. (I went conservative - but you may want to drown your fish. There's no denying the tastiness!)


Bake another 5-7 minutes - more if you like your salmon over-cooked - remove, garnish with a little fresh parsley, and serve hot. You simply cannot screw this up. Bone ape tits!